2/13 – Umbrella Sword
Didn’t James Bond have one of these? It’s a weapon no Englishman should be without, except it probably isn’t legal in the UK, but it is in the USA. The least intimidating looking weapon on this list, but no less lethal. This actual sword blade, which would make fine work of your Thanksgiving turkey or any passing swashbuckler, is sheathed in the handle of a functional umbrella. There’s one way to stay dry and not-dead all rolled into one.